Funny "Sam-isms"

Our little Sam is such a character. He is constantly putting smiles on our faces. He is very matter of fact, and unfortunately (sometimes) repeats just what we say. I'm so glad that we don't cuss, because everyone would know it!
Here are a few funny ones that I wanted to share:

I had an appt with the dermatologist. My mom's friend Coleen works there and came out to see Alex.
Coleen to Sam: "Oh, aren't you a handsome boy. And look how cute your little brother is."
Sam: "Yeah, but he's a pill!"
Lady in the waiting room: laughing "I have a couple of those too!"

Christmas Eve party at Hamma's house, his cousin Alan brought his friend, who is a girl, but they're keeping it cool because he's leaving on a mission in March. Sam was sitting on Alan's lap.
Girlfriend whispering to Alan: "Is he tooting?"
Alan: "Sam did you toot?"
Sam: "No, it was your girlfriend!"

Christmas morning phone call to Bon-bon. It was a long one about all that he'd gotten, so I'll skip to the funny part.
Grandma: "Did Alex get some presents too?"
Sam: "Yep. He's been a pill and Santa still brought him presents!"

In case you can't tell, I think I call Alex a pill, more than I call him his name. There are worse things I could say though.
Sam thank you for bringing a smile to our faces each day. You are such a joy to have in our family. The funny things you say always make us smile. We love you Sammy!